Sanity is for the Weak!
the best of tumblr confusion
YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE
god damn it
I came across this while watching Criminal Minds with my mom and was subsequently dying of laughter during the most dramatic moments of the season.
I think my mother regrets allowing me internet access when we’re watching TV
R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!
I’m Amber!
Brad!
Tammy!
Fender!
Brenda!
Sketch!
Shelly!
IQ!
Lou Ann!
And I’m
JAVERT
OH MY GOD! I seriously almost died! I was expecting Zac Effron simply to be replaced with Link from Legend of Zelda. This is 10000% better
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
i’m imagining ‘up to something’ as a sneaky thing like you aren’t…
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What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
The middle one in the top row looks like a girl I go to university with…. weird
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Yep. Since I’m on break from university until August, I will actually be actively trying to post things on here. I will also, most likely, start doing book reviews, since I actually have time to read more than the plays I was assigned to read every week. The reviews will be posted on a second account that I will post a link to when I actually get around to creating it. So, in the mean time, any book recommendations/ suggestions of things you want me to talk about on here? Leave answers on this post or in my ask box.
John Green is like the Den Mother of tumblr
Tuck your shirts in and stop flirting with each other, tumblr!
Just kidding.
Continue flirting.
John Green, the so called “Adult supervision” of Tumblr
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grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:
I know there are a lot of people who don’t understand or approve of me dressing my daughter up and dying her hair. That’s ok. Every family is different and what works for mine might not work for yours. Alice is a natural performer and making portraits together is a creative outlet for both of us. While lots of mothers are baking cookies or doing more normal mother/daughter things we plan photo shoots. We scout locations together, choose costumes together, and pose portraits together. In the year she’s been with us we’ve done cosplays for Coraline, Marie Antoinette, Alice in Wonderland (whom she chose her name after), Little Red Riding Hood, and Dorothy. I still can’t believe this little girl loves me so freely with very little doing on my part. I still can’t believe someone just gave her to me. This kid is so weird but she’s my kind of weird. I feel like everything I’ve experienced in my life has been in preparation for being this child’s mother. God didn’t make her for me. He made me for her. She’s my soulmate and I’m looking forward to a lifetime of bonding through portraits.
“I have found the one whom my soul loves.” - Song of Solomon 3:4
You’re an awesome mom.
what’s wrong with dyeing a kids hair? at least as a kid you can get away with that crap but when you get older it’s like ‘oh god how dare you dye your hair now you’re unemployable bekrjklwgjrkeljre’
This girl is so freakin cute.
is that pink haired one Effie Trinket? also THJKDLHFJKSDF THIS IS AMAZING
The pink is actually Marie Antoinette x
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nerdfightersdontfightnerds:
Oddly mesmerizing.
You’re welcome. [x]
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