me Sanity is for the Weak!

Random things (trolling Omegle, random shit I find funny, assorted weirdness, etc.) that is a result of my boredom.

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the-art-of-fangirling   24378 08.21.14

igetje:

femforthought:

queerlilly:

"without us you wouldn’t have any rights!" without you we wouldn’t have to fight for them

Always this. Always.

"Remember that men gave women the right to vote!"

And remember that men should never have been at such a social and political advantage as to be able to literally give and take away rights from groups of people.

fuckin tell ‘em

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queerlilly   119090 08.21.14

zohbugg:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

MATILDA’S SHADE GAME IS SO STRONG I LOVE IT

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cinematicnomad   233154 08.21.14

felixlovesyou:

takealookatyourlife:

heroicallyfound:

svetlana-del-rey:

Was she going to slap you because you never in any way made him gay in the actual books, taking zero risks/doing absolutely nothing for gay characters in literature, and only announcing your “authorial intent” afterwards for a cheap shot at looking like an ~ally~

^^^

Gay people are just normal people. We are not told about any of the Hogwarts professors love lives, other than Snape, and it would be completely out of character for Dumbledore to walk around telling everyone about his sexuality.

Did you want her to make him dress in glittery platform boots, a crop top, and decorate his office in rainbow flags to make it more obvious for you? Would that be enough of a stereotype to appease you people? Or what? Please tell me. I’d like to know how you think a gay character is supposed to be portrayed.

And did you miss the Grindelwald chapters in the ‘actual books’? Or was that also not obvious enough for you? Did Dumbledore need to whisper “always” wistfully in order for you to connect that he had romantic feelings for Grindelwald? Maybe you are American and need them to gaze longingly into each others eyes with awkward close ups of their fingers almost grazing each other that Hollywood thinks means ‘true love’. 

It didn’t fit into his relationship to Harry to ever say “I’m gay”, and so it was not stated explicitly (you might have noticed the book was told from Harry Potter’s perspective).

The point is though, that he is a homosexual, well respected, powerful, and very loved wizard- and his sexuality doesn’t matter because no one else thinks it matters. a.k.a. no one cares that he loves men, and that is wonderful. 

^ THANK

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cheisenberg   273858 08.21.14

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

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klartie   224236 08.21.14

one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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thoughtlessclown   58347 08.21.14
thefingerfucker:

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

thefingerfucker:

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

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jape-art   194465 08.21.14

theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

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clracomalfoy   69193 08.21.14

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

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tastefullyoffensive   1015038 08.21.14
losing-every-extra-pound:

20 Summer Smoothie RecipesWatermelon FrostyGrapefruit Pink SmoothieStrawberry Lemonade FrostyPinkie Sweet Pomegranate SmoothieCitrus FrostyPeaches and Cream SmoothieFresh Orange Juice SmoothiePeachy Hemp Protein SmoothiePeachy Lychee DaiquiriCalm Chamomile SmoothiePina Avocado SmoothieKiwi Basil SmoothieBlue Acai SmoothieBlueberry Kickstart SmoothieBerry-Cado SmoothieStrawberry Banana SmoothieBlueberry Coconut Water FrostyDark and Frosty Acai SmoothieAlmond Butter ShakeChocolate Chai Shake
blogs.babble.com   15003 08.21.14