me Sanity is for the Weak!

Random things (trolling Omegle, random shit I find funny, assorted weirdness, etc.) that is a result of my boredom.

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

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zolro   176037 07.24.14

thatcouldhavegoneworse:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."

"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."

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septemregnasansae   60194 07.24.14

Conceited vs. Confidence

darlingyouwillbe-fine:

cuanonymous:

Conceited

  • “I look better than you.”
  • “I’m the most beautiful person in the world.”
  • “No one can compare to me.”
  • “You should look more like me.”
  • “I’m perfect.”

Confidence

  • “I look good today.”
  • “I’m not ugly.”
  • “I like myself.”
  • “Have to admit, I am cute.”
  • “I’m beautiful the way I am.”

Just some examples of the difference between being conceited and being confident. Get those shit straight.

important

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nosleeprecords:

rayharkins:

chadmitchell:

katietothemax:

designandcapture:

Reposting because hearing that a fan at @warpedtour would steal from one of the most earnest, DIY non-profits on the road is beyond heartbreaking.
There’s no corporate bullshit with @shirtsforacure - just a crew with a love a music, selling band shirts to help cancer patients in need.
Direct donations: www.syrentha.org/donate
100% of the proceeds from #SFAC band t-shirts go to a cancer patient in need - pick up a shirt at sfac.merchnow.com

What Amy said.

Shirts For A Cure and Beemer are great, please help spread the word. 

This is so lame. Please help.

This is down right terrible. No faith in humanity.

nosleeprecords:

rayharkins:

chadmitchell:

katietothemax:

designandcapture:

Reposting because hearing that a fan at @warpedtour would steal from one of the most earnest, DIY non-profits on the road is beyond heartbreaking.

There’s no corporate bullshit with @shirtsforacure - just a crew with a love a music, selling band shirts to help cancer patients in need.

Direct donations: www.syrentha.org/donate

100% of the proceeds from #SFAC band t-shirts go to a cancer patient in need - pick up a shirt at sfac.merchnow.com

What Amy said.

Shirts For A Cure and Beemer are great, please help spread the word. 

This is so lame. Please help.

This is down right terrible. No faith in humanity.

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designandcapture   3454 07.24.14

crimsong19:

consultingpiskies:

Jessica Williams speaks with Sgt. Jasmine Jacobs about Army regulation AR 670-1

Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!

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consultingpiskies   42567 07.24.14

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

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knitmeapony   134959 07.24.14

jmarietee:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Well this was just beautiful

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lilith-not-eve   52123 07.24.14

creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

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danisnotofire   200406 07.24.14

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

no one should scroll past this

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yourbritneyspearsanon   747601 07.24.14

spooktre:

Are cats even real?

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shanedora   367172 07.24.14